Friday, October 8, 2010

One thing I like.

Here is one thing I like about the US public space:
They have paper-sheets to cower their toilett seats with at practicly every public toilette. The fact that they fill the bowl all the way up to the rim with water, so that you allways get a back-splash and therefore all the same bacteria from there, is not a problem apparently, as long as you don´t share the same ass-print as the previous user.
Therefore I decided to rate it once and for all... public toilettes that is.

Usual rate system: scale 1-10.

Norway: 4.
Allways dirty. Small chance of back-splash. Self-helpe system if/when no paper available. Poetry, or filthy words on walls.

Germany: 8.
Almost always clean. No chance of back-splash due to innovative mechanisms. Robot arm to wipe bowl for you before usage. Multi-dry possibilities.

Chez-republic 5.
No public toilettes available. No robotic arm. Dirty. Beer in close vicinity. Poetry on walls. When in train: hole in floor.

US: 6.
Back splash, inevitable even though paper in bowl pre-poop. Paper-cower available. Clean. No poetry on walls. Water tuching butt if unlucky.

Spain: 4.
Dirty. Spanish poetry, due to lack of linguistic education, on walls. Razor-like paper. Almost always a sound-proof cubicle made of rock and sand. No air condition may lead to some sweating.

UK: 2.
Costs money. Dirty with sludge on floor. Poetry on walls. Resistable, even when in critical condition.

I like to think that every guy or gal out there has some opinion about these sort of things. Not that it is a particular interest of anyone... that would be disturbing...
These are just things I recall, and not fact for every toilette out there, obviously. I am open to popular opinion or experiences you want to share about your toilette endeavours. If you don´t do it for yourself, do it for the LoLs.

Have a nice public-space-day!

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Vampires = Suck.



Well.
With this post I just wanted to say: Vampires are not cool. They were never ment to be cool. They were ment to be narcissistic, cruel, bloodsucking, immun to normal bullets, cant-enter-a-door-uninvited, cant-cross-a-river, no-reflection-in-the-mirror, onion-hating, weak, sunlight-burning, hungry, no-swimming-in-deap-water, regenerating, sad people/animals.
So thank you America! Or should I say; thank you Hollywood! For destroying the vampire myth and making it horny and boring. The first thing you did wrong was making them immun to sunlight, the second was to make them eat animals, like every other joe. The only thing you DID get right is the hypnotic-goodlooking trait. You know... the one that Dracula had. But whyyyy did you make them good?! To make a vampire care about a human is like making a midget seem tall; It just aint right.
So thank you. Now they have fans and a ring to make them immun to sunlight. You might as well make them religious as well, so they can fully commit to their life as normal, boring, fat Frank and Christy. You have missed the most essential trait of all! ALL VAMPIRES ARE EVIL! They are weak and they are evil! End.

This is actually not what I intended to write. This is a test to se if the video I put underneath shows up on the blog. It didn´t work. Just so you know; I don´t care about vampires. Hollywood sucks at the moment though.
Grr. I´ve got to fix this... Here is the link to my youtube channel if it doesent work:

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There we go. Note to self: Mac is not rly compatable with Blogger. Enjoy Old Hippie Guy! Totally unrelated to anything you might think of.